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Jul 20, 2001: Love and Softball

WARNING: narcissism ahead

ANN ARBOR (AP) -- The Ann Arbor Observer O's won its first game of the season 12-11, running its record to a palindromic 1-8-1, with a four run two-out rally in the bottom of the last inning. The rally was crowned by the base running of firstbaseperson Mary Jean Babic, who blotted out an earlier base path blunder by deftly dodging the defending catcher and scoring the winning run. As she was being carried off the field by a throng of adoring teammates, Babic credited her fiancÚ, Lou Rosenfeld, with providing the love and support that made her miracle run possible. "Celine Dion, eat your goddamn Canadian heart out" Babic was heard to babble as she was baptized with yet another bottle of Brut.

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